“I can’t marry a bisexual woman, because she might be having an affair with the same person I’m having an affair with. And it’s not affair to share.”
“I think I'd want to have an affair with a Montgomery but marry a Taggert.”
“It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation”
“Let's always be having an affair. Wherever we meet, however many times a year - let it always be an affair.”
“I wonder if it's possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.”
“When we suffer we have made it into a personal affair. We shut out all the suffering of mankind.”