“I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall).”

“I love like a lawnmower in the desert. I love like a solar-powered lunar vehicle. I love like a wind-powered kite factory. Some might even say I love like an ice cube in an oven, but I’d vehemently disagree. It’s not an ice cube, it’s an ice sculpture—of your heart, and it’s melting at this very moment.”

“I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.”

“I drew the outline of a flag blowing in the wind. I decided to leave it an outline, because that made it look like the empty symbol I hold it to be. There's no hiding behind a see-through flag.”

“We made love like three seasons, but I didn’t fall.”

“Day or night, I can’t see the wind. But at night, it feels like I can see it even less. What’s less visible than invisible?
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“I like eye contact, but please don’t blink when my eyeballs are touching yours.”