“I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.”

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

“Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower, but no matter how hard I kicked, or how loud I screamed, my mom wouldn’t listen.”

“Inappropriate interview question #13: Can I call you Kitten Tits?”

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.”

“Sure, I’ll take your pamphlet. I need to fill up my trashcan anyway.”

“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls.”