“I rearranged the letters of the word “neologism” to make the word neologism itself a neologism, as well as an anagram. The new word I made? It happens to be the name of the spaceship I’m building: Moon Legs I.”

“Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters, as and is a word that works hard to join things together and promote cohesiveness.”

“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I mean is I’m not writing it, my clone is.”

“Today I’m feeling uncharacteristically chiaroscuro, and I don’t know what that means for my future, or as a word.”

“If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peaceful guy.”

“Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.”

“If you replace the letter "s" with the letter "x," you can make a lot of plural words naughty. For example, "fences" would become "fencex," and I'd say good fencex makes good neighbors.”