“I stole the y, and what was yours is now ours.”

“I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.”

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

“Giving up giving up—it’s good for your health. Make love like you just stole it. And remember, always wash your hands after you after.”

“The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I just broke into her car and stole the bottle.”

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?”

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is good for me, and bad for you.
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