“I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank.”
“Our relationship was built on a house of cards. One good blow and you find the pieces scatter in the wind quite easily.”
“Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.”
“Yes, Kallista had these made just for you when she found that they did not sell any, 'Sorry I Killed You', cards in any shop.”
“I'm selling my V-card,”
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?”