“If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.”

“When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.”

“Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big snuggle, with a side of scrambled eggs.”

“Sure, I’ll take your pamphlet. I need to fill up my trashcan anyway.”

“I’ll take away your disillusionment, and replace it with an illusion.”

“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to shake your hand.”

“The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I just broke into her car and stole the bottle.”