“If I were an armadillo, and a stranger came up and said I looked familiar, and they wanted to know why I looked so familiar, I'd respond in a raspy voice, "Your brother ran over my brother.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “If I were an armadillo, and a stranger...” 1

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