“If you forget your manners, you can always borrow mine. I won't be using them.”

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and can I borrow your plunger?”

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget yes altogether, but use brick for every response except one: What object did you use to carry out the killing?
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“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive don’t you understand?
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“A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What part about secret don't you understand?
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“Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?”