“I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.”

“I’m practically famous. More than eleven people have heard of me. Twelve, to be exact.”

“I was born with a lazy eye. It didn’t define me as a person. It did, however, define me as a voyeur.”

“I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet.”

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.”

“If all the centenarians formed their own country, they’d be both the youngest country in the world, and the oldest.”