“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense.”

“My book is awful,” I said.
“Nonsense,” Dora J. Arod said. “Your book is nonsense.”

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.”

“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a dream, so I must be, right?”

“Even free things, things that cost no money, still cost time.”