“Is the company you keep keeping you back?”

“A politician’s word is like a thick tree branch, and the people are all hanging on it. Well, I’ve got noose for you, politicians won’t keep their word, but they will keep you hanging.”

“I think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belongs.”

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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“A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.”

“Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will keep Kleenex in business.”