“Like a river, I’m going to meander through the party. Will you be my canoe?
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“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d just empty your money into my wallet.”

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sleep.”

“I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.”

“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the hot air, and then I’m going to surround that with saran wrap, because after all, I’m only using leftovers.”