“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

“An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?”

“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.”

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.”

“There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.”

“If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.”

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”