“Mrder—all I need is u.”

“All I need is your love. And money.”

“Nipples—men have them, but don’t need them. Men—women have them, but don’t need them. Women—I don’t have them, but I need them. All of them.”

“I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine.”

“At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul van and 1,500 miles later, I regretted my boldness.”

“I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.”

“Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need to get by. Oh, and I guess I also need love. Better make that thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty four.”