“My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops.”

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you’re red in the face. And ass.”

“If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my bare feet of freedom. And I'd tell everyone that freedom causes blisters.”

“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV show is on mute.”

“Love is more powerful than any gun. Still, I’d recommend wearing a bulletproof vest.”

“I wear a helmet when I write, because if you’re doing it right, writing is dangerous.”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But what if that bleeding is figurative? In that case, I’d recommend a virtual Band-Aid.
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