“No footless parking. Violators will be toed.”

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.”

“Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry someone will steal my identity, my wallet, and my car and drive around town parking all over the place.”

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.”

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”