“On my desk are two things: an unfinished research paper due tomorrow, and a goat, and I don't feel like doing either of them.”
“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ”
“Because I feel as if I've known you my entire life. I feel as if there are unfinished things between us.”
“The successful person has the habit of doing the things failures don't like to do. They don't like doing them either necessarily. But their disliking is subordinated to the strength of their purpose.”
“There are only two things I can do better than most people. One of them is to make vodka from goats’ milk, and the other is to put together an atom bomb.”
“Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk?”