“See men run. Semen swim.”
“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”
“A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can be much more fun.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“His mother had said that men were handsome and women beautiful, but after seeing Benjamin swimming and then lying on his blanket, David knew his mother was completely wrong—Benjamin was beautiful.”
“I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300”