“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”
“It’s all about balance. Balancing exercise, food, and life. No excesses.”
“There was nothing like a Saturday - unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.”
“You just pounded yourself into me with all the finesse of a sweaty celibate breaking fast with a rented sex droid.”
“A ball is a great place to dance, or a great thing to dribble. A ball is also a great thing to scratch when it's itchy and sweaty.”
“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.”