“She said, “What?” so I replied, “What what?” She gave me a look that said, “What what what?” and I didn’t respond because I fell in love with her.”

“She told me she has her eye on me, so I said, And what do you have your other eye on?”

“I was eavesdropping, but I was so into what she was saying that when she said, I love you, I almost shouted it back from across the restaurant.”

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. What else could I say but, “Thanks, Grandma!”

“We couldn’t make love, unfortunately, because she was dead. I didn’t kill her, if that’s what you’re wondering. She died long before I was born, and that’s probably the biggest mistake of my life.”

“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A miracle of science,” I replied.”

“I know what is wrong, I know what is right, and most importantly, I know what is left. Nothing is left, now that she left and took all her love.”