“The chain of command, I wear it around my neck.”

“If I could rotate my neck 180 degrees, like an owl, I'd go around wearing backwards baseball caps, just to mess with people.”

“I need to get my wedding ring resized, because it still fits tight around my neck.”

“I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.”

“If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my bare feet of freedom. And I'd tell everyone that freedom causes blisters.”

“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over my eyes.”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.”