“The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas somersaulting in unison, and I thought it’s a glorious day to be alive and in love.”

“I long for your love like the length of a midget.”

“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.
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“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”

“I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.”

“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “The Cloud”, because honestly, reading and rainy days go together like peanut butter and umbrellas.”

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”