“The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer.
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“My wallet was empty after the charity auction. Of course, my wallet was empty before the auction too. I donated my time and money to strippers.”

“I bought an empty safe, and I keep it empty, because safety doesn’t exist, so my safes are full of their potential.”

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.”

“My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!”

“You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.”

“My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.”