“The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.”

“It’s not that the risk isn’t worth the reward, it’s that the reward isn’t worth as much as another reward, which also has a lesser risk.”

“The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying to do my part to help humanity.”

“Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a bring-my-own-spoon kind of student.”

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if that doesn’t improve its behavior.”

“The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dollar that's backed by a belief that people have faith in other people's belief in it.”

“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.”