“The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world where your pants are held high by your self-esteem. But it’s a silly notion, really, because in a world such as that, nobody would even wear pants. ”
“Pride was the belt you could use to hold up your pants even after your pants were gone”
“Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.”
“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.""Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army.""That's SO not the point!”
“I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.”
“It will be like having an extreme close-up in high definition to examine each freckle, while failing to notice whether the person is even wearing pants.”