“The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.”

“It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.”

“I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d fit snuggly over my body.”

“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”

“I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’m going into politics.”

“I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was training to go into politics.”