“The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.”

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.”

“Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.”

“A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.”

“If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or a waffle?”

“I’m stoic like a statue of Stonewall Jackson. I’d make a great U.S. President, but I’d make an even better chiseled piece of marble—and that’s what makes me such an amazing lover.”