“There are an infinite number of reasons to say no. Instead, try to focus on one good reason to say yes.”

“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that reason is, but I’m sure it’s a good one.”

“The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary.”

“The number 12 is good, the number 123 is better, but the number one is still the best.”

“Maybe is forgettable. Only yes and no are memorable. Be bold with your love and say yes to yes and no to no.”

“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw all their energy and focus into protecting that vulnerability. But I say if you’re playing on my fear to the left, I’m going to look to the right and try to find out what you’re taking or attacking.
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“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite number of numbers.”