“There is no other way. Thankfully I’m here, and not there.”

“I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.”

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sleep.”

“A peaceful wave came over me, and I thought, Thank God I’m holding my breath.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”

“While I was there, the song reminded me of here. But now that I’m here, the song reminds me of there. But that’s neither here nor there.”

“My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all the horrible things I’m thinking about you.
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