“To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats”
“Things to do today:1) Breathe in.2) Breathe out.”
“18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your clone.”
“If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.”
“Today somebody is suffering, today somebody is in the street, today somebody is hungry. ... We have only today to make Jesus known, loved, served, fed, clothed, sheltered. Do not wait for tomorrow. Tomorrow we will not have them if we do not feed them today.”
“No girl has ever offered to feed my enemies' fingernails to her cat before.""Lisa's cat. And don't flatter yourself. At the moment, I'm tempted to feed him your fingernails.”