“Vegetables come from the ground. So does my love. Eat it raw.”

“Yes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Revenge.”

“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turns into soup.”

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

“Somebody once asked me where I come up with my stuff. I replied, "Who knows? Where does yellow snow come from? It's just a gift from God I guess.”

“We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to the radio. Too much nudity soaking in through our ears.”

“Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.”