“Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.”
“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”
“Musical Chairs. Except I thought, when God's providing the music, everyone gets a chair.”
“Constancy is my true nature! I shall never look at another woman for the rest of my days, or rather, I shall look, but they shall be to me like chairs, or tables. Not that I intend to sit, of course, or eat off them, but in the sense that they are but furniture.”
“I play the only instrument that takes in music rather than propelling it out: the ear trumpet. Don’t bother snickering at me—I am deaf to your mockery. ”
“Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.”