“Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.”

“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”

“I play the only instrument that takes in music rather than propelling it out: the ear trumpet. Don’t bother snickering at me—I am deaf to your mockery.
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“I sent him a silent message with my body language, but he must be deaf—or, rather, blind.”

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”

“The four legs of the chair never move, but what if the chair could run as fast as a cheetah? That would be one piece of leopard print furniture I’d love to sit on.”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am, I got down on the ground on all fours in my chair pose so that then there were three chairs and three of us—with one extra seat to spare. I make love the same way—with more orgasms than people involved.”