“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A miracle of science,” I replied.”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”

“She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.”

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no problem,” I replied, “I won’t wear my invisible cloak.”

“She said, “What?” so I replied, “What what?” She gave me a look that said, “What what what?” and I didn’t respond because I fell in love with her.”

“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like, but she’s transparent. But I will tell you that she does have a sexy voice.”

“My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, and I smiled and gave thanks for the little miracle God worked in my life.”