“Oh, come now, we’re professionals. For Fate’s sake, I’m 128 years old and far beyond curfews.”
“Software development, like professional sports, has a way of making thirty-year-old men feel decrepit.”
“If a book is not alive in the writer's mind, it is as dead as year-old horse shit.”
“...when one considers that there are more than 750,000 police officers in the United States and that these officers have tens of millions of interactions with citizens each year, it is clear that police shootings are extremely rare events and that few officers--less than one-half of 1 percent each year--ever shoot anyone.”
“Excuse me, but I'm very tired of being interrupted and ordered around and spoken to like a recalicitrant eight-year-old.""Then don't behave like one," Brian suggested.”