“Pay For Soup/Build A Fort/Set That On Fire”
“I didn't set fire to the building.""No, but you did pull it into the river.""That put the fire out!”
“The conscientious arsonist doesn't just set the building on fire; first he fills the fire extinguishers with petrol.”
“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”
“Wow. What'd he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn't set the building on fire in the first place.”
“During the settling of the American colonies, it was said that the Spaniards would first build a church, the Dutch would first build a fort and the English a tavern. Welcome to Charleston, an English colony founded in 1670.”