“If there's such a thing as spiritual adultery, my mother was a whore.”
“I was born in a wreck and my mothers a whore.”
“I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!”
“If there's anything worse than a whore it's a bore.”
“Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has; it never comes to the aid of spiritual things, but more frequently than not struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God.”
“And among adults, adultery is an unmentionable thing, which only occurs in the Bible and in Mobile.”