“Either do it or don't do it. You'll regret it either way”

“People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.”

“Do either of you even play baseball?”

“There will be no magic, whatsoever. Magic is either a poverty-stricken necessity or a wealthy fantasy. We are in neither of those straits, and what cannot be explained will be left unknown.”

“Regions remembered who had fought for whom, and they have not forgotten. Football grounds grew up out of the divided earth and have not forgotten either.”

“Not that believing such things has anything to do with whether they are true. You see that, don't you?”

“I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.”