“Size matters not. Inertia, however, is a pain in the butt."-Mander Zuma”

“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.”

“It's not the size of the man, but the size of his heart that matters.”

“There is one key area in which Zuma has made no attempt at reconciliation whatsoever: criminal justice and security. The ministers of justice, defence, intelligence (now called 'state security' in a throwback to both apartheid and the ANC's old Stalinist past), police and communications are all die-hard Zuma loyalists. Whatever their line functions, they will also play the role they have played so ably to date: keeping Zuma out of court—and making sure the state serves Zuma as it once did Mbeki.”

“The size of the problem is never the issue -- what matters is the size of you!”

“It is not the size of our problems but the size of our God that matters most.”