“... Dexter the sofa spud ...”

“Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.”

“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”

“Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter”

“I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter”

“I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter”

“Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers. -Dexter”