“Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.”
“What kind of parents willingly name their kid Spud? They should be arrested for douchebaggery.”
“It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy”
“Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow.'I was trying to make up the sofa bed so you could get some rest,' he explained, and pointed to the second sofa across the room. 'Unfortunately, it would appear that that is the sofa bed, and this, apparently, is just a sofa.”
“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”