“I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.”

“Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...”

“Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work. ”

“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”

“Another beautiful Miami day. Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.”

“It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep myself from giggling out loud like the schoolgirl Deb had accused me of being. Because he had arranged the arms and legs in letters, and the letters spelled out a single small word: BOO. The three torsos were carefully arranged below the BOO in a quarter-circle, making a cute little Halloween smile. What a scamp.”

“For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.”