“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”

“You are a very dangerous woman, Serenity. (Morgan)Me? (Serenity)Aye. And the worst part is, you don’t even know why. (Morgan)”

“Dexter the Magnificent, who doth bestride the world like a Colossus, many lovely corpses at his feet, brought to you in live color just in time for the evening news. Oh, Mama, who is that large and handsome man with the bloody saw? Why, that's Dexter Morgan, dear, the horrible man they arrested a little while ago. But Mama, why is he smiling? He likes his work, dear. Let that be a lesson to you--always find a worthy job that keeps you happy.”

“Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.”

“I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter”

“I'm a monster, not a moron.”