“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”
“You look as if you have bitten into a turd.”
“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.”
“You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.”
“I know you have the patience of a rapidly decomposing turd.”