“One can never had too many librarian friends.”
“Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch out for the fake ones.”
“Never argue with a librarian; they know too much.”
“Friends can never be too early”
“There can be too much washing but there can never be too many bunnies.”
“Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many." " I never thought about it quite that way." Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.”