“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.”

“So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”

“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”

“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.”

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye”

“Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once”