“Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.”

“In relationships it is best to assume nothing.”

“What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.”

“You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the other person's. Then again, you might try hypnosis.”

“While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.”

“The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem.”

“Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?”