“Food is the all-purpose comforter, the giver of warmth, the source of the artificial yet deeply appreciated sugar high.”

“Food is the best substitute for everything, because it does not put up any resistance, but surrenders instantly.”

“Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.”

“We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.”

“Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.”

“I don't hurt other people intentionally. I'm not a bad person. I have a decent job. So I like to put on high heels and a little dress. Does that make me a monster? -Edgar Saturnino, 24 (Lamentations 5:23)”

“We are all the same in that we all want to be different.”