“The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem.”

“Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?”

“My philosophy in gadgets is simple: Use them until they fall apart. Ignore new models as long as you can; they're a plot to separate you from your money.”

“I love humanity. It’s people I don’t like.”

“Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?”

“People who read books in public places are regarded with suspicion because they appear self-sufficient. When you seem self-sufficient, other people think that you think you're better than them, and they get resentful.”

“While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.”