“While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.”

“Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?”

“The expression "madly in love" is apt, for it describes a form of temporary insanity.”

“The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem.”

“Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.”

“Marriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable.”

“I love humanity. It’s people I don’t like.”